Log in

Eazy Fo' Sheezy

20miles from Everywhere

Esty Ess
28 October 1983
External Services:
  • keylolo@livejournal.com
  • justapetalous AIM status
The last time I edited this profile, people still liked George W. Bush. Scary, huh?
[Well, some of them, maybe.]

I'm a very confused little girl. Except I'm not such a little girl anymore; I'm 25 years old and a college graduate and a certificate to teach English as a foreign language. Except, well, I don't do anything with that. I'm currently enrolled in a Master's program at the University of Georgia, but I'm not sure how long that will last. I'm an intellectual with a dumb sense of humor who doesn't care. I like being knowledgeable, but sometimes you have to turn the brain off and just be.
Most of my journal is rants, arrogance, and confused mumblings, so it's probably not very interesting to the average person, but if you want to add me, go right ahead. Just drop me a line or I won't add you back.

I used to want to be e-popular. Then I realized that in order to do that, you have to have an e-life.
Sorry, but I like the real one quite a bit better.

Grampa Simpson: I used to be with it - then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems new and scary. It'll happen to you.

emperorpartin: OMG IT'S SONYA!!! *sproing*

generated by sloganizer.net

"At times to be silent is to lie. You will win because you have enough brute force. But you will not convince. For to convince you need to persuade. And in order to persuade you would need what you lack: Reason and Right." ~Miguel de Unamuno

This is me:

[no, I do not know how to drive a car]

[both images ganked from toothpastefordinner.com]

this is my dog. he is about 18billionx cooler than you.

"I can't tell if you're serious or not," said the driver.
"I won't know myself until I find out whether life is serious or not," said Trout.
"It's dangerous, I know, and it can hurt a lot. That doesn't necessarily mean it's serious, too."

-Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Where will you rate with me?

give keylolo more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

"Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is, perhaps, the most to
be dreaded, because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and
armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing
the many under the domination of the few. No nation could preserve
its freedom in the midst of continual warfare."

James Madison
4th President of the US - 1793

Grampa Simpson: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to...
"alternative", 3day eventing, 80s movies, 80s music, 80s shows, 80s tv, absurdity, adult swim, ani difranco, antibush, antiwar, astronomy, astrophysicists, being an asshole, being bitchy, being dorky, being neurotic, being offensive, being short, being stupid, bitch music, books, bowling, carebears, christopher pike, cinderblocks, clouds, columbo, comedy, confusing people, country music, cute guys, deviance, dinosaurs, dishwalla, dogs, doofuses, dos games, double slalom, dyke music, eh-holes, elaboration, equestrian, everyday heroism, feminism, finist, freechoice, frogs, funny stuff, funny words, ghosts, gilmore girls, god, grampa simpson, greece, greek mythology, half-assed ponytails, home movies, horse racing, horses, hosers, ice skating, ignoring people, ihsa, intercollegiate horse show association, invading your space, janeane garofalo, josh joplin group, katey sagal, kilgore trout, kurt vonnegut jr, languages, linguistics, local music, looking stupid, lunachicks, married with children, melodrama, militant man-hating dykes, modest mouse, mongoose, monk, monkey business, monkeys, movies, mozart's grave, ms-dos, music, my little ponies, not driving, od'ing on dairy products, offending people, old school nintendo, open-minded people, pacifism, parks, peter s. beagle, pissing like a racehorse, playing devil's advocate, poe, popples, posers, princess bride, pro-choice, pro-choice/pro-lifers, public transportation, punks, rabbi tuckman, racehorses, reading, riding, riding the bus, running, scorpio, sideshow bob, simpsons, skating, skunks, sleeping, socialism, sociology, soft pretzels, sojourner truth, soul asylum, space, stephen lynch, temper tantrums, the simpsons, the word "hoser", three-day eventing, university of kentucky, unks, violently killing time, walking late at night, war emblem, whoopi goldberg, writing, wuzzles, yelling, zakynthos, zorak